'phekology'... a total mumbaiya terminology... i dont think people who aren't mumbaites even know that this word exists... n others who know this word must definitely be hindi bollywood movie fanatics :p...
so whats 'phekology'?
in simple words it means to go on bluffing... on and on you go and dont even realise that people are calling you a 'pheku'... n ofcoz if u habe ever noticed theres a very animated version of showing that someone is a pheku... all u have to do is spread out your palm and shake it in front of the bluffer saying 'lapettt'... people will realise the guy is a pheku all the way... lol
i have met some such people too....
(1) mr shyam : we were in college when there was this new guy who joins college... shyam... a cute little guy who was always talking and laughing... so one day we asked him 'hey shyam where did u study earlier?'... n he very proudly says 'cal'... now ofcoz when one hears this word some of the first things that strike us are sun, sea, chicks, hunks n hollywood... wowwww... california... that was pretty impressive... some months later one of our other friends happened to talk to his mom on phone... this guy had his dads business going in california... so he casually asked... 'aunty where did shyam live in california?'... his mothers like 'california??? shyam has never been to california... all these years he was in calcutta'... awww calcutta!!!... cal!!!!.... duhhh
(2) my uncle : awww ok hes my favourite uncle... n he can bluff like an expert... if u ask me bluffing around without the other person knowing what u r upto shows how talented a 'bluffer' u r... i remember we were kids... n we had all gone to pune for some trip... all as in my whole family... so we were approximately 15 people... n we were at some river front... it was some sort of a tourist place... so there were many people around... n my uncle was in a funky mood... he gathered all of us kiddos n asked us to follow him... n ofcoz we were given strict instructions to keep our faces straight n not show that we knew him.... then he stood under a tree n started a speech... he went on n on about the place n its history n y was it so important... as if he was an expert historian... in 2 mins time all the tourists had gathered around listening to his bluff... n asking him all sort of questions... n ofcoz when uncles so good how can my brothers b left aside... they asked him real smart questions n he answered them back as if he was their teacher... lol i m sure this would have gone on n on... but my father interrupted this 'lecture' n shooed us all away... lol hats off to my uncle...
(3) mr sarosh : wowww... there is this kind of bluffer too... one who spins such tales that they r impossible to digest... ud just puke away this guys tales believe me.... 5 years of his tales in college n i had had enough :p.... one day we were all just sitting in class with nothing to do... we were in our last year of college... this guy enters n say 'whew!!! i m real tired'... so we asked him if he was ok... hes like 'dont ask me that... i had to go for n interview to calcutta'... (lol whats with calcutta n bluffing i dont know)... but ofcoz we were confused... he was seen all over college the earlier day... so how could he have gone to calcutta n be bak in say 30 hours????... so we asked him how did he go... 'oh dont ask... i got a call from asian paints... they have an office in calcutta.... i said i have to attend college tomorrow i cant come for an interview to calcutta... but they were so adamant on interviewing me that they called me back in half an hour saying... pack your bags n get to the airport as soon as possible... we got a chartered flight waiting for u there... call us from the airport we'll tell u the details then'.... mannnnnnnnnn chartered flight my foot!!!!... lol... do i even have to say we puked out this whole tale :p... heh
so have u met ny such 'phekus'?.... aww come on u must have... lets start with the first one who reads this... we can all laugh on the cute phekus n puke on the crazy one... so what r u waiting for... ur time starts now...
laterzzzz all..
ps : m sorry for not being regular with my posts n not blog hopping too... m real busy these days n this is going to go on for a while now... so my 000nies pls excuse me... bye
11 comments:
ooooooooooooo me FIRST!! whoa!!
Now lemme read it!!
heh! have met quite a no. of phekus. thanks for intro-ing me to the term 'pheku' n the 'lapett' manner to respond!
lolz yep thrz this one guy in our college whoz a total pheku...lol he was at this party tht i was at too...The party was of a common frnd's so thtz how i met him thr .He went and told our college frnds that one of the girls at the party complimented him and asked him to dance and also said tht he was very 'hot' loool...and the guy isnt all tht good lookin...and besides he wuz pretty quiet throughout the party lol...wen my frnds came and told me this,i cud not stop laughin at his concotion!!!
watta phekuuuuuu!!!
I think moonie is dyin to watch BLUFFMASTER!
Wtf how can i forget shez a bigggggggggggggggggg fan of BIG B JUNIOR ABHI SHAKE BACCHA-N
**'phekology'
okk new word learnt...thanks m000nie :)
LOL @Cal!
The biggest 'pheku' I have ever met is someone very close to me..lol..I know she is all BULLL but I still hear her...only cos I do feel sorry for her sometimes...cos she boasts abt things she really dun have..only cos she feels unappreciated otherwise...so materialistic r some ppl, sad but true..good post m000nie!
Im gonna miss u if ur gonna be away for too long :(
Keshi.
lolz..i got shocked when i read the title..phheww...thank God you explained it!! hehehehe
yea..i've seen ppl who bluff like no one's biz..one of it was a chat fren i used to know..she loves attention and sympathies and guess what she told me? she said she has been diagnossed with nasophargeal cancer! and that is by a general practioner in a clinic!! OMG!! i can't stop laughing when i read her mail..and guess what, she gave me a longgggggggggg description about the cancer, saying that she took it from the clinic report which she got in her hand..but guess what? it was all from a website which i visits frequently..adduiii..i think she forgot that i'm doing a research on cancer for 2 1/2 years now..rofl rofl
huggssss
=am000nie=
Ok let me tell you abt a cute 'pheku' I always enjoy 'lapeting' This is a 4 year old adorable boy whose dad is into construction. One day we, a group of friends were sitting in a lobby of a 5 star hotel, This kid was around too and he had never visited the hotel before. Suddenly he gets up and starts to show us around the lobby as if he knew the place quite well. He goes 'You know my dad built this hotel. I helped to design the layout. All these shops that you see here, I told my dad to build these. The furniture was also selected by me.' LOL, this was enough for us to puke but almost everybody in the group predicted how great a pheku he is gonna grow up to be :D
LOL, I've seen my share. And I can phek if I want to. And if I do it with a straight face, people usually buy it :-P
I've done it so many times to my mom. Of course, once she buys it I tell her the truth and then follows an hour of 'how stupid I am' :-P
The only pheku I can think of is a guy who I know who thinks he is all that and all the girls can't keep their hands off of him and its fun when we catch him in his own lies :-P Kya waat lagate hain hum uski!!
SHIT !
iam not phekofaing
i miss u mooniee
I am THE BLUFFMASTER..
Now are you gonna buy it or gonna puke :|
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... if u had to puke, go puke in someone else's monitor
*wipes his screen*
And welcome back :)
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