Tuesday, August 02, 2005

the affair

we never knew he loved her so much. no one knew till some days back. i dont think she knew this herself. he would visit her every year and show her he loved her in subtle ways. he would shower her with gifts every second day but she never realised. she never really realised. she liked him. the year he didnt have time for her she would miss him. miss him loads.

but there was a problem. his love for her reached a point of desperation this year. and he wanted her to know this. so he made up his mind to make her realise this. come what may!!!

so this year he came to mumbai with a plan in mind. he was going to make her his. he would not allow her family and friends to trample upon his feelings. the day he reached mumbai he saw she was very happy to see him. yeah she liked him for sure. but did she love him??? he didnt know. so he thought he'd play a game with her to find out.

so for days together he hid himself away from her. she would pine for him but he wouldn't go near her. she would call for him. ask the people around her to look for him but to no avail. this is the time she realised she loved him too. could not live without him for long. she had to be with him for sometime every year because she could not accompany him wherever he went.

(now we know what happens when two lovers meet. what happens after 'judaai'. we have seen enough of recent bollywood films to know that :))

so the day they met it rained. there was passion all around. lips met lips. bodies entwined in one. lust spiralled. they didnt bother about the people around them. the people on their part could not believe what they were seeing. was this some mirage or was this really happening? their love making in the start was wonderful... but as it went on and on the people were scared. this shouldn't be happening like this. they turned their back to the lovers. the lovers did not even realise this. their love for each other was so deep that they did not bother about the feelings of others. their love threatened to destroy all. everything and everyone!!!

this went on for such a long time that we gave up hope of things ever getting normal around her. she was in love. she felt the passion the lust the want. and to tell you the truth she could not do anything about this herself. but what about the people around her??? all scared to hell that they would lose her. they did not want to lose her. they loved her so much. she was their life. but they could not do anything about it. they only hoped he would notice. he would go away leaving her alone. stop this endless madness.

so her friends and family prayed. prayed to the RAINGOD.

"Oh! God please leave our beloved MUMBAI alone for this year. we have had enough of you. don't YOU see the destruction YOUR love for her has caused??? we love YOU too but please let us live. we have lost enough. come back next year and we will love YOU more. oh and please could you just leave this sort of passion and lust for YOUR other love Cherapunji? :) "

(for those who dont know Cherapunji is the wettest place in the world and all of us here who have seen this love affair between the Rain God n mumbai wish HE keeps on loving his first love more than he has started loving mumbai)

ps: all the 00nies... muah... next post for all of u... wait n watch :)

36 comments:

Invincible said...

Me first :-))

messys musings said...

lol v00nie wcome

Invincible said...

Tht's kewl Rain n Mumbai :-)

But, but..
So she wasnt his true love ??
he was already in a loooooong relationship :))
Smart fellow !!

and arrey waah !! keep this passion for Cherapunji !!!
So spare mumbai n spam cherapunji !!

Dear Rain God, our 'eyez' is in Mumbai .. so plz plz plz dont b so passionate in mumbai :)
she may fall for you :-) :-)

messys musings said...

lol v00nie i have already fallen in love so no chance for HIM... hehe

Unknown said...

Damn you v000nie....lollll

Ar Ar Ar Arrrrr said...

Nice post to read while its raining outside..hehehe :)

Vinz said...

hmm...

i was wondering how many affairs allover this RAIN GOD will be having in a year other than with this mumbaaai....dude he is..hehe..

Kroopa Shah (Kr00pz) said...

LOL. Sorry, I know Mumbai isn't in a good state right now but after reading this I just want to smack myself :-P. You don't want to know what thoughts were running through my mind!!

messys musings said...

damn u nv i thought ud say a hi to me... sob sob

z00nie it isnt raining nymore here

vinu lol every year new affair

kr00pieeeee sweetie tell us ur thoughts :D

-Poison- said...

superb twist...

rofl

--pearl-- said...

awww datz suchaaa coool onee.... yeh...d rains really madly in love here :)...tho seems like d lust has settled down a bit today :D

Dewdrop said...

Nice write up. Left me smiling all the way. Found this in my mailbox, thoght I'd share

To be sung to the tune of Ai Malik Tere Bandhe Hum

Hey Mumbai tere bandhe hum,
Yeh kaise kyun hum-par situm,
Na railways chale, na BEST chale,
Paidal chalte huwe nikle dum.
Hey Mumbai------------------
Waise office-se jaldi nikle hum,
Jamke station-thak badhaaye kadam,
Hum khade the magar, gaadi ki na khabar,
Toota ummeed-ka papaddum.
Aake baahar jab pheri nazar,
Dekha Bambai bana tha gutter,
Na auto chale aur na taxi rukhe,
Ab kaise karenge safar.
Hey Mumbai------------------
Hua baarishse yun saamna,
Na kahin bijali, koi phone na,
MTNL kho gaya, Ambani bhi so gaya,
Andheremein hamein chod diya,
Cell-phone bhi kare gadbadam,
Yeh kaisa bada sankatam,
Bhejemein fikr aur kuch na clear,
Bheegke tan man hua bahut naram.
Hey Mumbai------------------
Thoda rukhke maine saans li,
Yaad aane laga family,
Biwi tum ho kidhar, bachhee hain kya udhar,
Ya kahin phas jaayenge raat-bhar,
Ab kaise karenge aur sabr,
Kare koi na aisa suffer,
Mere dilmein fear, aankhonmein tear,
Tension chadne laga ekdum.
Hey Mumbai------------------
Chal pada public-ka caravan,
Girnewalonko kiya saavdhaan,
Hum chalte rahe, saath bhadte rahe,
Door manzil, kadi imtihan.
Man-holes bhi khule the idhar-udhar,
Upar thunder, neeche bhi no cover,
Drainage-ke tale khaddepe gire,
BMC bhi bada be-sharam.
Hey Mumbai------------------
Yeh meteorology jaaye bhaadmein,
Saara metro duba paanimein,
Koi Shanghai kahe, future Hong-Kong kahe,
Yaaron unko hum paagal kahe,
Yeh hota hai year after year,
Kab sudhrega apna shahar,
Na Government sune, na bhagwan sune,
Rothe thairthe aa pahuncha main ghar.
Hey Mumbai tere bandhe hum!

Urvashi said...

Hey! Folloed your link through invincible's blog.
You ahve an interesting writing style! Sure had me fooled into thinking that a passionate affair between two mortals was being described! The images that were running through my mind...! :)

Invincible said...

[rohit]
oh !! was it for me :) thnx !!

[dewdrop]
kewl mail .. can u pls fwd me that .. my id is on my profile :) :) (now dont bonk me on my head)

[m000nie]
i was talking 4 his benefit only :) thnx for d clarification though :) :)

and thanks Pheonix for the trackback :)

(and sorry all of u for this proxy stuff. )

- v000nie

Keshi said...

okkkai I must say that was a very clever idea m000nie...brilliant!

Actually I was waiting for more details of their love-making sessions lol but to my misery I found out it was just the rain n mumbai :(

Well I hope the same...hope the Rain God will disappear for a while...n when he comes next time ard to meet Mumbai gal, hope he calms down a bit in his love-making lol!

k000kie...z n cream.

messys musings said...

hey poison welcome to my blog n thanx

oh pearlie thank god the lust has settled a bit :)

d00dieeeeeee long time.. lol the peoem is damn damn funny...

r00nie muaaaaaaaaah n thanxxxxxxx n how was skool???

phoenix welcomeeeeeee thanx for liking wat i write... do get bak soon :)

v00nie thanx for the proxy... hugssss


k00kie muahhhhh thanx for liking this... i liked wat i wrote too..hehe passionate lovemaking :D
n the raingods gone hopefully for a while... oh n i looooooove k00kies n cream :)hehe

by the way i wrote abt this party we had on z00nies comments so chk it out whn u have the time

The Lil fairy & her angel friends said...

hmm i hope things get better!!!

The Lil fairy & her angel friends said...

hmm i hope things get better!!!

p¡£®®£ said...

GOD....bus tho karo na??

Gez there mite b a leak somewhere..... ;-)

Hope everything turns out to fine!!
Juz hv faith in GOD...

Michelle said...

heyy m000nie!!
nice way of puttin it!!
ooohhh me cant wait fer d nex post!!!
yay!!
grrr pilrrl!!! m p000nie!!!!
mebbe u can b p000kie!!
hehehe
byeeee
p000nie (d offcial one)
:)

:) said...

nice post m000nie:)

hey can u suggest me some oonie name:)

Keshi said...

m000nie lolz I left a comment for u in z000nie's blog for explaining the party...aww that was so sweet of ya hunnnz, thanks!!

check it out :)

Cottage_k000kie_z

madgirl said...

you
are a pretty great story teller :)

i like your stuff.

take care huh?

strawy said...

best affair i ever heard !!!! nice post m00nie.

strawy said...

i was just wondering , just a thought , cant v all blogger make a club, like some account in which v all can put some money n help the needed 1 .000nies cant u guys do something creative like this ? Its just a suggestion !!!
strawy

messys musings said...

unaiza thanx is ok here now...

lol peter... God listened to me... oh n now we have a problem p00nies already taken...

pari how abt p00kie???

hmm k00kie chked it thanx..

hey zaira welcome to my blog n ur rite...

lol maddy dont say gr8... i dont think i m gr8 at story telling..

strawy... hey welcome here... nice idea but its very difficult u know... coz all of us live at different places n thn how do we collect money n all?? ny suggestions???

gangadhar thanx again

grey... baptism will happen soon.. wait a while...

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...
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Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

Therez somethin hidden in ur post for sure tht am not able to understnd!!

Umm....ummm....

and yeah am gonna probably start with 29 facts....gosh tiz tough yaa! or lesse....it might take a week to write 99! haha

nice post!

l000nie/ch000sie/ch000kie/ch000nie?? loll

temme na!

:) said...

uumm ok.. m000nie.. pr000nie or r000nie.. tell me:)

:) said...

ahh just saw r000nie is icey... so pr000nie is ok.. i think:)

Anonymous said...

And who are we to tell God to cause shower here and there according to our wishes? I think no one can be more just than Him.

Considering the havoc humans are causing on earth, I think more torrential rains, earthquakes, volcanoes, and dry spell will emerge.

Keshi said...

pari is par0000nie. aww!

Since our 000nie family is growing fast I think it's ok for us to christen the new borns with trendy names like this...lol. n Puneet shall be pun000nie :)

k000kie

Anonymous said...

Hey Mess me aint gonna call u M ooonie something lol

Hmmm nice post mann keep up the good works and psot II could be about cherapujee the passion there :P

Well to be or not to be! I know mind says sumthng and the heart completely another, I think its better to act rather than getting torn.

Well but thats me, thats me lol however and how much me hate it but thats me.

Its always a pleasure to see u, its always a pleasure to hear u laugh, its always a pleasure to confide in you my dark secrets. :)

I found a pall when I found you!!

And hey me can still flurt me is NOT tht old YET.

All love n luc

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